My grandmother used to say that wearing a hat will make your hair fall out. It’s hard to say if she was right though, because sure my hair is thin and yes I have worn hats my whole life… But it might be unrelated.
WETOO Men’s Flat Cap Gatsby Newsboy
It’s basically a given that at some point a man owns a hat like this. I don’t know why. But I had my turn and I expect you to take yours. Who came up with the idea for a hat. They are ridiculous. But these newsboy caps are a staple of that absurdity. Order a few.
Brixton Men’s Tiller Wide Brim Felt Fedora Hat
If you plan to get in touch with yourself or attend an outdoor show or go near Australia this is the hat for you. I’m surprised you don’t have several already. I hat like this could change your life for the better.
The color and contrast of this snapback caught my eye. Walt Disney may have been composite identity created by the CIA. And his real name might have been Clause Warjeimer. But somebody was damn good at painting those cartoons.
Solid Red NY Yankees
The fitted sports cap is tough to wear everyday and not end up in jail. But they are awesome. Especially when it’s your team and the cap is looking spotless. You spent an hour rolling it with a lint brush and now bazing.
Puff, Puff, Pass Cap
Maybe you want a loud hat that doesn’t draw attention. When a like minded person sees it they go “huh” and smile and says hello. Which I totally get. We are like chameleons slipping in and out various social circles. Unsure if we even have a personality.
Johnny Depp Hard Times
I found this scam website using media photos of celebrities and pretending to sell this hat. The website has hundreds of fake products with fake comments. Real weird.
Borsalino 50 Grams Fedora – Made in Italy
Five hundred and sixty three sounds like a lot. And it is for broke 9 to 5 humps. But if you have the money then $500 bucks is entry-level for a Fedora. This hat might be too mainstream for you.